Even though I don’t really eat candy…this makes sense xD
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my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing
and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.
THERE WERE TWO CUTE LITTLE BOYS DRESSED UP LIKE THOR AND CAPTAIN AMERICA ASNKLDFJKALJDFKLASHSAD THEY WERE SO CUTE
BUT WE DIDNT HAVE ANY CANDY LEFT
AND THEY LOOKED SO SAD
SO I GAVE THEM THE CANDY I WAS KEEPING FOR MYSELF (2 big hershey bars)
AND THEY WERE SO HAPPY
AND THOR SAID “I LIKE THIS MIDGARDIAN SNACK”
AND CAPTAIN AMERICA SAID “Bless you ma’am”
THEY WERE SO IN CHARACTER AND NOW IM GONNA DIE THEY WERE SO CUTE ASLKDFJLAHNKLASBVGFKLASJDFAKLASJFLKASF
I just found out Michelle Obama banned king sized candy bars.
Excuse me.
But.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This is literally stealing candy from a baby.
oh my god i had no idea that the first lady had the power to make laws :O and also this didn’t happen, this is as bad as when you said obama started the may 1 loyalty day, check your facts before you post stuff. and all this coming from someone who said “liberals can’t believe in logic and reason” lol
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disneyvillainsforjustice answered:
because the feminists dont think strong women can be good looking.
-Queen Regina
This made me giggle. (But I also agree, what’s wrong with strong, attractive women?)
- Navi
Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.
The folks in Sanditon are telling Domino all kinds of things, including just how they feel about Mayor Parker.
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One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing
and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped the entire bowl of candy into his bag and locked the door.
Good kid.
Faith in humanity restored.

