MarilyHearts
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“I raped that test in math cla–” No.
“I raped that game earli–” Stop.
“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.
Do you see what you’re doing?
YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.
YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.STOP.
i’ve been waiting so long for this post
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10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
Is this because when you turn the C clockwise and fill it up with water t would hold the most I’m so confused
IT’S BECAUSE C SOUNDS LIKE SEA
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MATT WHAT ARE YOUR LIMBS?
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harry potter meme: seven relationships [1/7] » harry & hermione
↳ “Just because someone had a view on Harry/Hermione didn’t mean they weren’t genuine, or that they were necessarily misguided. There are moments when [Harry and Hermione] touch, which are charged moments. […] Now the fact is that Hermione shares moments with Harry that Ron will never be able to participate in. He walked out. She shared something very intense with Harry. So I think it could have gone that way.” — JK Rowling
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Selena talks about the paparazzi
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